What Actually Happens If Something Goes Wrong on Holiday in Rural France

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First published: December 2025

There’s a question many guests don’t ask straight away.

It usually appears right at the end of an email, or halfway through a phone call, or in that slightly hesitant tone that tells me someone doesn’t want to sound dramatic:

“And… what happens if something goes wrong while we’re staying with you?”

I completely understand why people ask. You’re not at home. You’re in another country. You’re in the countryside. You might have children, a dog, a medical condition, a remote job, you might not speak French — or you might simply have a brain that likes to know there’s a plan.

All of that is very normal.

So instead of brushing this off with a breezy “oh it’ll be fine”, I want to explain how this actually works when you’re staying in a gîte in rural Normandy — specifically here in La Manche, where we live on site and support guests throughout their stay.

No horror stories. No sugar-coating. Just calm, practical reality, with a cup of tea and a sense of humour where possible ☕🙂

First things first: you’re not on your own

The most important thing to know is this.

We live on site.

You’re not arriving at a key safe and disappearing into the countryside hoping nothing happens. If something crops up — big or small — there are actual humans here who know the area, know the systems, and can help without turning it into a drama.

Most worries aren’t about emergencies. They’re about uncertainty. Not knowing who to call. Not knowing how healthcare works in rural France. Not knowing whether you’re allowed to ask for help.

You are. Always.

Healthcare in rural Normandy: real life, not theory 💊

If you wake up feeling unwell, or something just doesn’t feel right, this is how it usually plays out when you’re staying in rural Normandy.

The first stop is almost always the pharmacy.

And here’s a reassuring (and slightly funny) fact: the French are, per capita, the biggest pill-poppers on the planet 🇫🇷

In Coutances alone — a town with fewer than 9,000 inhabitants — there are five pharmacies. Five. They are calm, knowledgeable, and used to helping visitors.

Most pharmacies are open until around 7pm, and there is always an out-of-hours pharmacy service on evenings, Sundays, and public holidays.

If something needs more than pharmacy advice, there are local doctors and a hospital in Coutances. We’re genuinely very happy with the healthcare here — it’s efficient, human, and far less intimidating than many people expect.

If you don’t speak French, please don’t panic. We can help with phone calls, explain what’s being asked, and help you navigate rural healthcare calmly and practically.

Travelling with a dog? We’ve done this before 🐶

If you’re travelling to Normandy with a dog, this often feels like the biggest unknown.

Yes — dogs need vet appointments before returning to the UK. And no — you don’t need to figure this out alone.

We use our local vet. They are very familiar with cows, horses and llamas 🦙 — but don’t worry, they’re also excellent with dogs and cats.

We’ve arranged appointments, made phone calls, and walked guests through the paperwork many times.

This is routine here. Not a drama.

Immediate problems: the boring but reassuring stuff 🩹

Inside the gîte, there’s a fully stocked first-aid kit.

It covers the everyday things — cuts, scrapes, minor burns — the kind of issues that don’t need appointments but do need sorting quickly.

For anything more serious, emergency services in France are efficient and professional. But in reality, most problems are resolved calmly and locally.

“What if the Wi-Fi drops?” (a very modern fear) 📶

I work remotely from home. Internet here isn’t a holiday extra — it’s essential.

We have fibre internet with a 4G backup. If something drops, I know immediately because it affects my work too.

No waiting. No ticket systems. It gets handled.

If your car breaks down (a personal story) 🚗

My own car once broke down in the middle of nowhere — fields, hedges, absolutely nothing nearby.

The recovery truck arrived in 30 minutes.

That was faster than when I lived in London.

Rural France runs on cars, and the systems are built around that reality.

Late arrivals, ferry delays & customs queues

Ferries get delayed. Customs queues happen. Travel days don’t always go to plan.

Check-in here is flexible. Any time after 4pm is fine. No stress. No judgement.

You arrive when you arrive. We’ll still be here.

“What if I forgot something important?” 🚗

This one comes up more often than you might think.

You’ve packed the car. The roof box is full. Everyone’s strapped in. You’re halfway through the journey when it hits you.

Something essential is still sitting at home.

It could be practical. It could be boring. It could be one of those small things that suddenly feels enormous when you’re already en route.

This is where living on site genuinely helps.

Because we live here, there’s a very good chance we already have whatever it is — or something close enough to get you through.

If you realise you’ve forgotten something while travelling, just message us. Chances are we can lend it to you until you’ve had time to get to the shops and replenish.

No panic. No apology required. This happens more often than people admit.

And the biggest emergency of all… forgetting the teabags ☕

This genuinely happened to me once on a work trip to Switzerland.

Sunday. Public holiday. Everything shut. No tea.

I ended up begging a fast-food place for teabags and mini UHT milk pods like contraband.

I still have nightmares.

So yes — we provide proper English breakfast tea. Not Lipton lemon. Because some comforts are non-negotiable 🫖

The simple truth

Things occasionally go wrong on holiday everywhere.

Most problems turn out to be small. And even the bigger ones are rarely the disasters people imagine late at night while doom-scrolling travel forums.

This post exists for one reason: reassurance. That’s the point of it.

Staying in a rural gîte in Normandy doesn’t mean you’re unsupported. It just means help looks a little more human.

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